NO MORE ECONOMIC CRISIS IN SPAIN

The crisis has left thousands of people unemployed in Spain. The government is creating new jobs for these people. Some of these jobs are totally new. We never heard of them before. Take a look at these job advertisements.

LADYBIRD PAINTER

We need people to paint ladybirds. These people can't have shakes because the ladybirds are very small and they many be killed easily.

CITRUS FRUIT COLOURED

We are looking for people that like colouring and want to earn some money.
You only have to know how to colour citrus fruit and have to be very patient, because there are a lot of fruits.
The job is to colour as many fruits (orange and lemons) as the company, NATURA, produces in a day. You have to work 8 hours per day (5h in te morning ' 3 in the afternoon) excluding weekend.
I f you like it, you have jus tfound the perfect job for you. Call us at 937534377 0r send your curriculum at NATURA-company@hotmail.com

COFFIN SLEEPER

Are you the best fan of Count Dracula?
If you want to live like your idol you were born to work in the company coffin '' last sigh''.
You must sleep in a coffin every night and if you have sweet dreams, it is a fantastic coffin!
Everybody will envy you and you will be the heroine of the fashion magazines.

ATTENTION

The company isn't responsible of accidental funeral.



SWEET TESTER

If you belong to the nono generation (no study, no work) and want to change the situation, this is your job. We are looking for a person to test our sweets. You have to try two hundred Kinds in one day.
You will travel to all our factories spread around the world.
We need you this week.

Call us at 555-621-428
address: Springfield 4296
email: sweets-springfield@yahoo.us

MAYB WE NEED U

Have you ever been a true lazy person?
This is your job!
Is the sofa your paradise? congratulations!
We need people bored and lazy since they were born! Find me! I want you!
We are a furniture company who needs to test their furniture. The job has good conditions. It consists of taking a sit and sleep. Take a sit alone and enjoy!
You must test all our store.



Emilio Pardo, Francisco López, Laura Morales, Enrique García, Alejandro Morenilla
IES Alquivira, Spain